Tim Splim (CC ’29) recently decided to sell some of his LitHum books back to Book Culture. “Obviously I wanted to keep the Iliad and the Odyssey,” Tim stated, “but I knew…
As the weather warms up, a tragic economic reality is revealed to those who care enough to open their eyes and see it. Smattered across the lawns of our very own campus,…
Are you a senior prepping for graduation? Are you worried about that fugly blue blanket flattening out your assets? Do you want to ensure that your graduation photos show you to be…
I, admittedly, once loved the feckless four floors Unfortunately, they’ve become an object I quite abhor There seems to be no way around it I now hate the trove of profound wit…
As readers may recall from a previous issue of The Federalist, Little Gregory—a tiny man trapped inside The Fed’s printing press—has come forward to talk about his experience as a labor rights…
In a display of remarkable stamina, facial discipline, and spiritual endurance, Columbia sophomore Inti Lectual (CC ’27) reportedly spent seventy-five consecutive minutes in his Contemporary Civilisation seminar pretending he understood the reading.…
In a historic cohort, four Columbia students have received the prestigious distinction of Yakman Scholar, an award conferred to undergraduates who display particular skill and dedication to the art of posting on…
Inspired by the roaring success of other major concerts, Columbia will be switching over to Ticketmaster for the purchase of Bacchanal tickets this year. It will follow the standard too-many-presale system that…
Inspired by the alleged success of Turning Point USA’s (TPUSA) alternate Super Bowl Halftime Show featuring Kid Rock, TPUSA college chapters around the country have been encouraged to bring the conservative cacophony…
For students who don’t have post notifications on for the Barnardfits Instagram, we received an update that Livy Molko BC ‘28 was spotted last Wednesday wearing an eye-catching pair of toe stocks.…
