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The Core

Columbia’s Newest Addition to the Core: Stank Hum

by Federalist Staff
October 10, 2023April 23, 2025

Die-hard Core Curriculum fans rejoice!  The Center for the Core Curriculum is pleased to announce its newest addition to the Columbia Core Curriculum: “Masterpieces of Personal Hygiene,” otherwise referred to as “Stank…

Business/New York City

Subway Fares Increasing from $2.90 to $6.90 (Because That’s the Funny Number)

by Federalist Staff
October 10, 2023May 20, 2024

Many New Yorkers were outraged by the 15 cent base fare increase for subway, local buses, and paratransit, as announced in late August. Cost of living in NYC has increased exponentially while…

Breaking News/Politics

Uh Oh! Canada’s Least Favorite Incel in Your Area: An Open Reverse Invitation to Jordan Peterson from the Columbia Federalist

by Federalist Staff
September 27, 2023September 27, 2025

Notorious misogynist and (even worse) Canadian Jordan Peterson is coming to campus and instead of telling you where or when you can find him speaking, I recommend you put that bigotry boner…

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Advice/Barnard

Barnard Heat Advisory Resources

by Federalist Staff
September 14, 2023September 14, 2023

Many students reported missing the recent heat advisory email. Below is an archive of Barnard’s latest update on how to stay healthy until the heat wave fades: Dear Barnard Students, We are…

New York City

The Most Impressive Thing About Me: I Found a Summer Sublet

by Federalist Staff
April 23, 2023September 29, 2024

I’m not usually one to brag but honestly, this accomplishment was too big to not announce: last week, I officially found a sublet in New York City for the summer! I know…

Arts and Culture/On Campus/Pop Culture

From Drain to Drama: Meet McBain Mold, the Columbia Alumn Starring in HBO’s The Last of Us

by Federalist Staff
March 23, 2023April 23, 2025

Earlier this month, Federalist reporters were offered an exclusive opportunity to sit down with the newest famous Columbia alumna, McBain Mold. From their meek rental fridge beginnings to their newly minted Hollywood…

On Campus/PrezBo

Some of Prezbo’s Most Famous Quotes, Explained 

by Federalist Staff
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

As we say farewell to Lee Bollinger’s legendary 20-year tenure as Columbia’s president, the Federalist is reminiscing on some of Prezbo’s best insights:  On freshmen getting lost on the 1 train during…

On Campus

Columbia Housing Sends 14th ‘Room Selection Reminder’ Email in Case Massive, Stressful Decision Not Already Front-of-Mind

by Federalist Staff
February 14, 2023September 29, 2024

Earlier this morning, Columbia Housing sent out yet another reminder to undergraduate students about housing registration. “JUST IN CASE YOU’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK,” the email began, “THIS IS A HEADS…

New York City

My Chair Squeaked in Ref and I Had to Flee in Shame

by Federalist Staff
November 24, 2022September 29, 2024

It was a Monday night in late October. I had an Art Hum paper due the next day, so I went to Ref for a few hours to crank out the final…

Advice/Arts and Culture/Business/New York City/On Campus

“I’m Just Here for the Chanel Bag” — How Columbia Students Spent Their Summers

by Federalist Staff
October 11, 2022October 18, 2022

LOW STEPS — As the summer comes to a close, Columbia students return to campus with an abundance of professional experiences. We interviewed three students to find out more about what Columbia…

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