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The Core

Columbia’s Newest Addition to the Core: Stank Hum

by Federalist Staff
October 10, 2023April 23, 2025

Die-hard Core Curriculum fans rejoice!  The Center for the Core Curriculum is pleased to announce its newest addition to the Columbia Core Curriculum: “Masterpieces of Personal Hygiene,” otherwise referred to as “Stank…

Arts and Culture/On Campus

Local Columbia Misogynist Only Gives Barbie a 4.5 on Letterboxd

by Lauren Unterberger
October 10, 2023October 10, 2023

In the same year that the first woman ever served as vice president of the United States, a Columbia sophomore gave the Barbie Movie (Dir. Greta Gerwig, 2023) a 4.5 on his…

Business/New York City

Subway Fares Increasing from $2.90 to $6.90 (Because That’s the Funny Number)

by Federalist Staff
October 10, 2023May 20, 2024

Many New Yorkers were outraged by the 15 cent base fare increase for subway, local buses, and paratransit, as announced in late August. Cost of living in NYC has increased exponentially while…

Barnard/Books

ENGL BC3288 is NOT What You Think

by Ashley Rapp
October 10, 2023October 10, 2023

As both an English major and an unofficial transfer success story, I find joy in mentoring the youth; and so, I am here to caution certain crowds against joining the Barnard English…

Barnard/Science and Technology

Barnard Tunnel System Currently Under Renovation to be Transformed into Spirit Halloween for Autumn

by Ashley Rapp
October 10, 2023October 10, 2023

Originally expecting a Spring 2024 completion, the renovation projects in the Francine A. LeFrak Foundation Center for Well-Being in Barnard Hall is being delayed due to a brief business venture with Spirit…

Food and Drink/On Campus

John Jay to host an “Annual Visit to the Dentist” themed dinner

by Aruna Das
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023

Heartened by the positive reactions to themed meals such as “May the Fourth Be With You,” and “Friendsgiving,” Columbia Dining has revealed its next big event: “The Annual Visit to the Dentist.”…

Food and Drink/Pop Culture

Yes, Chef! How Chef Mike Became Columbia’s Most Eligible Bachelor

by Fenway Donegan
October 9, 2023October 10, 2023

Something feels different on campus. Is it that the bushes around Furnald have finally been trimmed? Is it that all the freshman dorms have AC, despite Columbia saying they didn’t have the…

Food and Drink

“Why Won’t He Play Hard to Get?”–Love Affair With JJ’s Place Dwindles After Introduction of 24-Hour Dining

by Oliver Green
October 9, 2023October 10, 2023

Ever since my freshman year, I’ve had a special romance with JJ’s Place. In all my times of direst need, I was able to head down there, sweat my head off in…

On Campus/Sports

Capitalizing on the Silent Disco’s Popularity, Football Team Boasts that Their Games are Silent Too

by Oliver Green
October 9, 2023October 12, 2023

After seeing the enormous crowds of students eager to join the Silent Disco event on Low Steps earlier this semester, the Columbia Football team has boldly proclaimed that their last game was…

Food and Drink/On Campus

In Effort to Expand Food Options, Columbia Frantically Unveils 58 New Dining Halls

by Oliver Green
October 9, 2023October 10, 2023

As part of a new movement towards more on-campus dining options, Columbia has decided to open 58 new dining halls. While many thought the Fac Shack would be the last addition to…

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