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After rows of College Walk trees were torn down last semester, the…
Fran Splant, CC ’29, was recently spotted wearing a sweatshirt with ‘It…
Remember the good old booming days when you could spring the $5.80 for the subway to and from Bushwick, the $15 cover, and two or three shots for your friends at the…
In order to address the ever-growing student population, Columbia Housing recently announced a new initiative to increase housing supply without the pains of increased building costs. Starting in Fall 2025, the university…
Responding to viewer concerns over male-dominant representation in the entertainment industry, the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, Recording Academy, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, and American Theatre Wing have…
Sorry, Middle America. I can’t do this anymore. I need to be where culture is, or whatever Lady Bird said in Lady Bird. That’s an A24 film, by the way. Do you…
The rumors are true: I’m graduating. Byeeeee!! But before I go, honor and duty compel me to use my lofty platform at the Columbia Federalist to pen odes to my campus missed…
After weeks of PR chaos, Slither.io has finally come forward regarding the resurgence of some controversial tweets made by Columbia University’s Acting President, Claire Shipman. In these Tweets (the Fed refuses to…
In my final days as a Columbia student, I have been reflecting on the skills this institution has left me with. For starters, I learned how to read and write. I didn’t…
Columbia University is determined to seeing that all class day ceremonies and Commencement occur without a hitch. In this spirit, we have added your mom to all University Committees to ensure that…
Dear Alma, I’ve been going out with my boyfriend for a while now. Normally, we eat in the dining halls (we LOVE the Ferris pasta bar) or cook in his suite’s private…
In an unsurprising and highly precedented move, I am officially announcing that I will not be moving back to Indiana after graduation. I know this may come as a surprise to literally…
We all have our insecurities. Believe it or not, even the President of the United States does. Reportedly, Temu delivery driver Kyle Scott, delivered a large shipment of jade green gua sha…
