by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Politics Columbia Seeks Students for New Committee to Clear Snow A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,… Continue Reading »
Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101 by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus JJ’s Mobile Ordering: Most Realistic Yet by Stella Turowsky-Ganci February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Articles/Books/The Core Heated Rivalry Added to LitHum Curriculum by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
On Campus Op-Ed: Next Year’s Sole Fun Campus Event Will Be Even More Fun than This Year’s Sole Fun Campus Event by Anonymous April 5, 2016November 13, 2021 The concert is in the evening, right? You bring your problem sets, right?…
On Campus Eric Foner Disappointed When Nude Photo of Him and Other Half of Rae Sremmurd Doesn’t Go Viral by Wendell Phillips April 4, 2016November 13, 2021 The filtered selfie on Foner’s Instagram, @TooHotForTenure, received a paltry 36 likes.…
On Campus Election Day Update: Ben Makansi Declares Self CCSC President For Life by The Feditorial Board April 4, 2016November 13, 2021 Victory was declared before voting even began.…
On Campus CCSC Debate Provides Three Students With Valuable Voting Insight by Andre Adams April 4, 2016November 13, 2021 It lacked both penis size comparisons and booger ingestion.…
On Campus Malia Obama Picks Barnard by The Feditorial Board April 1, 2016November 13, 2021 The First Daughter is coming to Morningside Heights.…
On Campus The Federalist Endorses Andre Adams and Iqraz Nanji for CCSC E-Board by The Feditorial Board April 1, 2016November 13, 2021 They need something to fill their empty schedule.…
On Campus Public Safety Brings In Cattle Rancher to Herd Students at Bacchanal by Christopher Bolton April 1, 2016November 13, 2021 "Maybe we'll even use an ear tag or something."…
On Campus Columbia Rejects Most Students Ever by Max Rosenberg March 31, 2016November 13, 2021 Once again, Columbia has trampled on the aspirations of a larger fraction of its applicants.…
On Campus Legal Team Strongly Urges Dean Boyce to Not Wear Pasties to Bacchanal by Ben Greenspan March 31, 2016November 13, 2021 “If I can’t fully #freethenipple, then I’m going to get as close as I can #Bach2016.”…
On Campus During Spring Cleaning, Facilities Tosses Columbia’s Junk on Lawn by Max Rosenberg March 30, 2016November 13, 2021 "With us having to send 6,000 kids through college, we just can’t afford to call 1-800-GOTJUNK right now."…
World Caitlyn Jenner Comes Out As A Ted Cruz Supporter by Shawma Chun March 30, 2016November 13, 2021 "Idiocy, much like sexuality and gender, exists on a spectrum."…
On Campus Students Venture South to Coney Island Beach For Spring Break by Max Rosenberg March 29, 2016November 13, 2021 After a long winter, there's nothing like soaking up some in mid-fifty degree weather.…