Following the news of the involvement of several prominent Columbia professors in the Epstein files, CULPA has announced a new feature: professors’ profiles will now show the “broken heart emoji” to indicate…
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In a historic cohort, four Columbia students have received the prestigious distinction…
A recent statement from Columbia College has announced that a communications major…
In an executive decision from the Columbia and Barnard Dining collective, following…
“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."…
Revel in the holiday spirit!…
“Dodge is like, what, a block away?"…
“I can’t tell you how many times I have been traumatized by seeing meatloaf."…
“What you have to realize is that ‘Beta brother’ is really just a social construct.”…
She euphorically closed all twelve Courseworks tabs on her computer and logged into Netflix.…
To deliver the application form, we had to climb into this dark pit and sacrifice one of our members on financial aid.…
She insisted she was "learning how to learn." …
"This is exactly the kind of back-of-the-envelope calculation we want our students to employ.”…
The administration has finally given in to the rat's demands.…
All five Green Party members attended.…
“We’ll settle for someone else’s first-born child, if an issue arises. We’re not picky.”…
