A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,…
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Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
This debate got pretty vicious.…
We've got to get him out of there.…
“We’ve lost a legend.”…
“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."…
Revel in the holiday spirit!…
“Dodge is like, what, a block away?"…
“I can’t tell you how many times I have been traumatized by seeing meatloaf."…
“What you have to realize is that ‘Beta brother’ is really just a social construct.”…
She euphorically closed all twelve Courseworks tabs on her computer and logged into Netflix.…
To deliver the application form, we had to climb into this dark pit and sacrifice one of our members on financial aid.…
She insisted she was "learning how to learn." …
"This is exactly the kind of back-of-the-envelope calculation we want our students to employ.”…
