"There are still some holdouts who experience brief moments of fleeting happiness."…
"The New Yorker spells out for me exactly how I should behave and what I should desire."…
"Past tweets included personal attacks on Washington officials, celebrities, and random citizens from Indiana..."…
"I’m sure this news will be met with disappointment."…
“Taking flight using only the motion of your penis is really all about confidence."…
Look! It's a cloud of buzz words!…
"It is not just a pathetic excuse for a meal; it is an affront to the values upheld by our well-nourished Founding Fathers."…
"I don’t pay nearly $70,000 a year to go more than a week without being offended."…
Gorsuch is the first Fed alumnus to land a job interview.…
"Like, although I wasn’t thrilled about it, I got Obamacare because the Cheesecake Factory doesn’t have dental insurance."…
