In a recent press release, Columbia University Information Technology (CUIT) announced that in the coming days, the current two-factor Duo Security system will be revamped to a cutting-edge four-factor authentication that will…
Judah Smith, devout Christian student from Tennessee, heard about the coming of today’s Rapture from a man with a long beard and impeccable physique while scrolling on TikTok last week. Judah, a…
In an attempt to solve its crippling debt issue, Barnard College has implemented a meal plan-like system that automatically charges students on their BCID every time they scan into campus. For the…
I don’t know how long I have before she arrives, but I think it’s enough to write down what’s been happening to me. My captivity started a few months ago, or maybe…
Following the recent increases in campus security at Columbia University, Columbia Public Safety has again announced a major change to the checkpoint system around campus. In addition to the existing requirement for…
Various reputable news sources have reported that Acting University President Claire Shipman is engaged to former soccer player Kati Jo Spisak. Yes, they are both women. Yes, we are also surprised. But,…
The long-awaited opening of the new Raising Cane’s location on 111th Street has generated tons of buzz due to their giveaway of free Cane’s for a year. However, a significant loophole in…
Following up on their announcement that the Class of 2029 is the largest enrolled class in Columbia history, Columbia Admissions released a new report today revealing the university is actually still in…
Earlier today, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement after two(ish?) years of dating. The couple may be one of the most heterosexual pairings of all time — a pop star…
After millions of dollars in debt, mass layoffs, and unintentional involvement in Columbia’s data leak, Barnard students have finally had enough with President Rosenbury. Several students have begun protesting poor administrative decisions…
