On the morning of July 31, Barnard President Laura Rosenbury announced the layoffs of 77 non-instructional positions at the College, citing the need for “staff restructuring.” In a newly released statement, Rosenbury…
Hubert Brown (SEAS ’29) from Cupertino, CA, has ditched the three nonprofits he founded in high school to focus on his new college consulting company that helps high school students get admitted…
This month, the Columbia administration reached out to all students via email, inviting input on the search for the university’s new president. Previously, the administration has faced criticism because of their disregard…
Problem Solved! In Aftermath of Data Breach CUIT to Add Exclamation Point To All High-Security Passwords
Last week, Columbia was struck by a university-wide cyberattack, rendering most online IT services unavailable and leaking at least 1.8 million Social Security numbers belonging to students, faculty, and staff. Columbia has…
Andrew Cuomo Announces New Role as Columbia University President
Moments after conceding the New York City Primary Election to underdog Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo announced his new role as Columbia University President. This leadership change marks an end to three years…
Given the recent announcement by the US Department of Education that Columbia University no longer meets accreditation standards, President Shafik Armstrong Shipman (or whoever we’re on now) has confirmed that the recently…
In a newly published research brief, Columbia University Republicans claim that Ronald Reagan’s trickle-down economics works, and their findings are certainly food for thought. The brief contains empirical research that analyzes meal…
“I think this is my fourth loop, maybe my fifth. You have to help me break out… I think things are getting worse. Every loop has an even more restricted campus, greater…
Import Tariff? This Senior Just Performed a Stopgap Measure by Clearing Out JJ’s Pick-4
A newly released article by The Guardian alleged that tech giant Apple flew 600 tonnes of iPhones to the U.S. from India in an attempt to beat recently imposed import tariffs by…
Dear Class of 2029, Congratulations on Your Admittance to the Most Brutalized Ivy League Student Body! While we looked at almost one hundred applications from all over the world [i.e, from one…