A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,…
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Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
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Every room will now look out onto a shaft.…
It looks like it's Ferris Booth's day off.…
"I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll probably take after my favorite amoeba and just reproduce asexually."…
The rogue jogger was reportedly later spotted using a cardio machine without having signed up.…
Because the ingredients will be locally sourced, the food is expected to be a bit oily.…
The pipeline would provide cheap fuel for Columbia’s nightlife.…
NASA has confirmed that there is no intelligent life around Washington Square Park.…
Despite not being on the ballot, Sanders reportedly received write-in votes from 85% of Whole Foods customers.…
Students report often sliding into this logical trap.…
While China ended its one-child policy today, the Pope showed once again that he's ahead of his time.…
