by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Politics Columbia Seeks Students for New Committee to Clear Snow A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,… Continue Reading »
Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101 by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus JJ’s Mobile Ordering: Most Realistic Yet by Stella Turowsky-Ganci February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Articles/Books/The Core Heated Rivalry Added to LitHum Curriculum by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
On Campus Helicopter Mom Really Steps up Her Game by John Andrade November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 His mother waved to us from the cockpit.…
On Campus Hillel Hands Out Free Kippahs to Combat Male Pattern Baldness by Nicole Javorsky November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 They are 100% effective.…
On Campus Student Switches CC Sections After Receiving Only 98 On Midterm by Yi Wang November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 Her professor also cuts her off after only two to seven minutes of speaking.…
On Campus BREAKING: Debora Spar Resigns From Barnard After Realizing It’s Not a Corporation by Sandy Gooen November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 Oops.…
On Campus Columbia Wrestlers to Become White House Interns by Ani Wilcenski November 16, 2016November 1, 2024 The Trump administration was impressed by their writing samples.…
On Campus MISSING: Have You Seen the McBain Elevator? by Yi Wang November 15, 2016November 6, 2021 Residents fondly recall using the elevator to gain privacy for an hour or two as it traveled between floors. …
On Campus Op-Ed: Women Need To Stop Putting Me On A Pedestal by Ben Greenspan November 15, 2016November 6, 2021 "Revealing my thoughts is in the best interest of not only myself, but also my legions of female admirers."…
World Too Big to Fail, But Not to Love: Why Banks Should Stay Together by Luis Vera November 14, 2016November 6, 2021 Do not make the mistake of assuming size is a barrier to love.…
On Campus Students Hold Candlelight Vigil Ater Ultimate Frisbee Team Drowns in Pussy by Nick Ribolla November 14, 2016November 6, 2021 “How many bros do we have to lose before the administration takes action?”…
On Campus CAVA Through The Years by Natalie Arenzon November 13, 2016November 6, 2021 A look back at CAVA's historical evolution.…
On Campus Physics Student Sues Columbia for Cruel and Unusual Punishment in Frontiers of Science by Kevin Gong November 13, 2016November 6, 2021 “I thought we were just warming up when the professor asked us how science made us feel.”…
On Campus Feeling Blue? Stressbusters Releases Therapeutic Coloring Book by Iqraz Nanji and Max Rosenberg November 12, 2016November 6, 2021 It comes with one blue crayon.…