by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Politics Columbia Seeks Students for New Committee to Clear Snow A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,… Continue Reading »
Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101 by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus JJ’s Mobile Ordering: Most Realistic Yet by Stella Turowsky-Ganci February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Articles/Books/The Core Heated Rivalry Added to LitHum Curriculum by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
On Campus CPS to Offer 24-hour Crippling Depression by Anonymous February 18, 2017November 5, 2021 "There are still some holdouts who experience brief moments of fleeting happiness."…
Opinion Op-Ed: I Pretty Much Believe Whatever The New Yorker Tells Me To by Anonymous February 15, 2017November 5, 2021 "The New Yorker spells out for me exactly how I should behave and what I should desire."…
World White House Suspends Staffer Indefinitely For Insensitive Tweet by Dallas Koelling February 15, 2017November 5, 2021 "Past tweets included personal attacks on Washington officials, celebrities, and random citizens from Indiana..."…
Opinion/World I Regret to Inform You That I Am Your Valentine by Thomas Germain February 13, 2017November 5, 2021 "I’m sure this news will be met with disappointment."…
World Helicopter Dick Pilot Takes Flight by Anonymous February 8, 2017November 5, 2021 “Taking flight using only the motion of your penis is really all about confidence."…
On Campus An Avant-Garde Spec Op-Ed by Dallas Koelling February 7, 2017November 5, 2021 Look! It's a cloud of buzz words!…
On Campus Op-Ed: In These Trying Times, It is Imperative That We Come Together to Protest Meatless Mondays by Isaiah Bennett February 6, 2017November 5, 2021 "It is not just a pathetic excuse for a meal; it is an affront to the values upheld by our well-nourished Founding Fathers."…
On Campus Op-Ed: Can Somebody Please Fucking Offend Me? by Alexandra Harris February 2, 2017November 5, 2021 "I don’t pay nearly $70,000 a year to go more than a week without being offended."…
World Neil Gorsuch, Esteemed Founder of the Fed, Nominated to Supreme Court by The Feditorial Board February 1, 2017November 5, 2021 Gorsuch is the first Fed alumnus to land a job interview.…
Opinion/World Op-Ed: I’m Not Sure Donald Trump’s Going To Be A Good President by Ben Greenspan February 1, 2017November 5, 2021 "Like, although I wasn’t thrilled about it, I got Obamacare because the Cheesecake Factory doesn’t have dental insurance."…
On Campus Columbia Gym Teachers Already Disgusted by Greg Humphries January 31, 2017November 5, 2021 "I've never met more flabby human beings, except for every other semester I've taught here."…
On Campus Student Calls Adherence to Dated Gender Roles “Vintage” by Hayley Tillett January 30, 2017November 5, 2021 "The post-war resurgence of female domesticity? That’s my aesthetic. And, oh my god, Republican Motherhood? Now that’s a deep cut."…