The Columbia Federalist

September 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The John Jay Shitter: Fecal Matter as a Kind of Resistance

An Interview with Marcel Duchamp Right before his death, The Fed had the pleasure of interviewing the avant-garde artist Marcel Duchamp. His work focused on experimental, nonconformist ideas that manifested in all…

Breaking News/Featured

Advice for Single Freshmen During NSOP

by Livy Molko

September 13, 2026September 13, 2026

Welcome Freshmen. Welcome to NSOP. Welcome to the most important week of…

Breaking News/Featured

How to Get Your Partiful Numbers Up

by Eamon Costello

September 1, 2026September 2, 2026

One question looms as we enter the 2026-2027 academic year. Are you…

Fedvestigations/Food and Drink

1020 to Shut Its Doors Permanently

by Reza Shayesteh and Livy Molko

July 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Following over thirty years of service to the Morningside Heights and Columbia…

On Campus

President Bollinger Gentrifies Wife’s Side of the Bed

by The Feditorial Board

October 9, 2018August 17, 2021

“As University President, I require ample space for Columbia’s mission to grow, and for me to spread out at night and read the Audi owner’s manual.”…

On Campus

Gulati Disentangles Ballsack on the Go Using Invisible Hand

by Owen Long

October 6, 2018August 17, 2021

AMSTERDAM — Principles of Economics professor Sunil Gulati, 59, was seen this morning utilizing the invisible hand of the free market to disentangle his uncomfortably-positioned testicles. After bystander Andrew Colon ’20 witnessed…

On Campus

CPS Replaces Counselors With a 24-Hour Loop of “Mamma Mia!”

by The Feditorial Board

October 3, 2018August 17, 2021

“For some reason, students seemed dissatisfied with our nonexistent appointment times, emotionally unavailable staff, and imposing bureaucratic system.” …

Opinion

Open Letter: I Would Care More About Your Problems if They Were Funny

by The Feditorial Board

September 28, 2018November 5, 2021

I was trying to listen when you talked to me about your grandmother’s tragic passing from pneumonia, but frankly, it just didn’t draw me in. …

World

Time Running Out for 17 Year-Old to Rape Someone and Still Become Supreme Court Justice

by The Feditorial Board

September 24, 2018November 11, 2021

He’s also eyeing a presidential run.…

On Campus

International Students Prepare for Another 9 Months of Clubbing

by Nick Ribolla

September 5, 2018October 25, 2021

“Going to school in Manhattan guarantees a jam-packed schedule of posing for group pictures, spending $300 on bottle service, and Juuling on the Le Bain terrace.”…

On Campus

College Freshman Mistakes Audrey Hepburn Poster for a Personality

by Mimi Evans

August 28, 2018October 25, 2021

“I know it’s totally quirky to like a film star from the fifties, but Audrey is just such a fashion icon.”…

On Campus

Breaking: Everyone On Your SSOL Waitlist Is Just a Russian Bot

by Nick Ribolla

August 24, 2018October 25, 2021

Prezbo has been named an unindicted co-conspirator. …

On Campus

Male Gender Studies Major Just Loves Talking About Guy Shit

by Nick Ribolla

August 22, 2018October 25, 2021

“You mean I can get a degree for talking about kicking it with the boys, crushing a few brews, maybe even hitting the gym?”…

On Campus

Sophomore Prepares for Another Year of Resume-Building Extracurriculars

by Annie Iezzi

July 30, 2018October 25, 2021

“Listen, there’s only like four openings left in the job market in this country, and I’m not getting left behind because I didn’t do enough resume optimization.”…

World

Bummed About the World Cup Results? Here’s How Croatia Can Still Win!

by Harrison Gale

July 15, 2018October 25, 2021

Uhhhh, superdelegates?…

On Campus

Grad Student Union Reveals Top Demand Is Bi-Weekly Pizza Party

by Harrison Gale

April 23, 2018October 25, 2021

“The union representative also strongly urged the purchase of 2-liters of Coca-Cola, Sierra Mist, and Hi-C Tropical Punch for each party.”…

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