A pair of star-crossed lovers take their chances at a hotel downtown. After nearly a month of long-distance, Wanda F. Uck was excited to spend a steamy weekend with her partner, Al…
When you two are spending time together, you are most often… She is most likely to describe you as… Something that could damage your relationship is… You two most enjoy talking about……
One of the most important tasks that college students face is discerning what exactly they are passionate about. Finding a worthwhile vocation is something that all of us hope for in our…
I walked into Ferris looking for a delectable treat, but nothing caught my eye save for some mystery meat! Given the cleanliness — heck, there’s even a new floor!! I figured it…
Upon reading President Armstrong’s recent email calling for “genuine dialogue between people from all backgrounds,” Carnegie Winthrop (CC ’26) visited Qahwah House and was pleasantly surprised. “You know, when I walked in,…
Last year, when I got my spring semester grades back, I received an A- in Calculus. “Well, an A is an A, so a win is a win,” I thought. My parents…
By Cupid 1. CPS: Counseling and Psychological Services to some, Couple’s Preferred Spot to others. Between the cellists and the candles, you’ll surely find love in these offices. 2. Study rooms with glass…
‘Tis the season of bar bathroom tear-offs– your golden opportunity to cuff a Barnard College Wife™. The Barnard College Wife™, sourced locally from Liz’s, is the perfect resource for managing the stressful…
If you’ve been on campus since the semester began, you know there’s one thing that everybody has been talking about: Roar-ee’s new look. Clearly, over break, the feline sensation went home and…
Hot off the presses—Columbia’s resident bald baddie Dean Josef Sorett was spotted on College Walk yesterday in a scandalous getup: a black beanie and aviator sunglasses. Why would this chrome-domed diva cover…
