"Past tweets included personal attacks on Washington officials, celebrities, and random citizens from Indiana..."…
"I’m sure this news will be met with disappointment."…
“Taking flight using only the motion of your penis is really all about confidence."…
Look! It's a cloud of buzz words!…
"It is not just a pathetic excuse for a meal; it is an affront to the values upheld by our well-nourished Founding Fathers."…
"I don’t pay nearly $70,000 a year to go more than a week without being offended."…
Gorsuch is the first Fed alumnus to land a job interview.…
"Like, although I wasn’t thrilled about it, I got Obamacare because the Cheesecake Factory doesn’t have dental insurance."…
"I've never met more flabby human beings, except for every other semester I've taught here."…
"The post-war resurgence of female domesticity? That’s my aesthetic. And, oh my god, Republican Motherhood? Now that’s a deep cut."…
