Stunning investigative journalism by the Colombia Spectador recently discovered that Mondel Chocolates, the beloved chocolate shop on 114th and Broadway that nobody has ever been inside of, has stayed in business for…
Forget Jane Street—the most in-demand summer internship this year is at the food truck at 116th and Broadway. Summer applications for the coveted Hooda Halal internship program opened this fall, and interested…
Hi! It’s your Spotify Wrapped here! I just wanted to let you know that you (yes, you!) have the worst music taste out of pretty much every person who uses this app.…
All humanities classes are in Hamilton, you idiot STEM major. Actually, some of them were bi. My thesis on Nietzschean abstraction will serve me well when I am Columbia’s first Baton Rouge-based…
With the start of another academic year, student-led startups have been popping up all over Columbia’s campus, promising unsuspecting and hungry undergrads the melting glazed donut of their dreams if they sign…
We at the Fed know one’s first year can be the scariest time in college, so we reached out to the worldwide network of Columbia alumni to ask what they wish they…
Chef Don’s new dining hall has been an instant hit with both campus pizza enthusiasts and the concerning amount of students who know more than fifty digits of pi. To celebrate the…
In the wake of the announcement that JJ’s will soon be open for 24-hour dining, Columbia Dining released a follow-up email to assure all the salivating students pulling all-nighters that the news…
Much to the dismay of countless students, Columbia Dining has just announced that Ferris Booth Commons will no longer be serving their classic cheesecakes, cookies, cupcakes, and handfuls of soggy berries alongside…
The stunning grand opening of Chef Don’s Pizza Pi, the newest dining hall on campus, has had students buzzing with excitement. Thoughtfully dubbed with a mathematical pun strategically generated to lure in…
