A newly released article by The Guardian alleged that tech giant Apple flew 600 tonnes of iPhones to the U.S. from India in an attempt to beat recently imposed import tariffs by…
Head: wtf y’all. I don’t even have to explain this one. Sub: Okay…yeah, sure I’m the “sub”…right. Editor: eh-tit-ohr…TIT? I know y’all heard that too!!!! Outlined freaky tasks: I have a team…
After 3 years of dedicated, sub-par authorship on The Columbia Federalist, I pondered how I wanted to close out my legacy of (debatable) creative and comedic writing. Then, I got really busy…
For decades, the post-grad dilemma of no housing and no job has sent Columbia seniors back home to their suburban towns with a fancy degree and a lack of direction. While various…
“Hey little bud! Let’s move away from there haha… no eggs in the car, buddy! Here, let’s play hot-and-cold – you’re freezing cold! Let’s go back to Mommy, maybe there are some…
The Columbia English department recently published a study on the usage of personal anecdotes in creative writing “fiction” among university students. The department began funding the study after Professor O. Versher found…
Hilaria Baldwin just secured her first Oscar win. The star, 41, won Best Actress at the 2025 Academy Awards on Sunday. The Massachusetts-born, Spanish-cosplaying actress exclaimed, “It just means so much to…
At a time of peak winter-weather cuddles, Punxsutawney Phyllis has kicked husband Phil to the couch due to the recent warm, specifically spring, weather. TMZ reports that Phil has been “out of…
is even more fun than going to Amity, 1020, The Heights, The Expat, Suiteor being sick to my stomach on the Via back to your dormpartly because when drinking your Orange Exuberance…
This Valentine’s Day, ask your lover for the most romantic gift of all: a little space, for Christ’s Sake! As a “holiday special,” Barnard’s Primary Care Health Services will be offering separation…
