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Breaking News/On Campus

Admin Responds to Student Complaints About the Housing Process: “Who Asked?”

by Molly Bynum
April 9, 2023March 31, 2023

Columbia students know the struggle of securing on-campus housing all too well. The process rips apart friendships, disrupts peaceful nights’ sleep, and causes stress sweats from Carlton Arms to East Campus. While…

On Campus

Columbia University Announces Plans to Convert Low Library into Luxury Apartments

by Dani Rivera
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

In a stunning move that has shocked the Columbia University community, university officials have announced plans to convert the iconic Low Library into luxury apartments. The 120-year-old building, which currently houses the…

Business

Summer Internship Score! My Elderly Neighbor Is Paying Me $20 to Mow His Lawn

by Olivia Ruble
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

Exactly two days ago today, I made a big decision. I decided to reject my offer at Goldman Sachs and take the leap into the part-time lawn care business, specifically the lawn…

Advice/On Campus

15 Things to Name Your Borg for Bacchanal

by Dani Winkler
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

Michigan does it. Bama does it. OSU does it. Even Cornell does it. And now, with Bacchanal coming up, Columbia does it. The Spectador (Dani Winkler) officially endorses “The Borg” as the…

On Campus

Looks Like Your Suitemate Also Didn’t Have Any Plans Over Spring Break

by Fenway Donegan
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

At around 1:25 PM on Tuesday, you finally leave your bed to grab some late breakfast, but while walking to the elevator, you see your suitemate sheepishly walking back with a to-go…

Breaking News/On Campus

BREAKING: Columbia Announces New Housing Options for the 2023-2024 School Year

by Lila Muscosky
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

In preparation for the promising and always-enjoyable Room Selection period, Columbia Housing has released a few new housing options for the 2023-2024 school year. These residences are intended for the 99% of…

On Campus

Columbia Student Newspapers Investigate New Distribution Methods

by Brian W Love
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

After the success of the Columbia Independent’s new under-door distribution model, the Spectator, Federalist, and Barnard Bulletin have formed a blue-ribbon commission to find new and engaging methods for getting their publications…

Politics

April Fools’ Day Moved to April 31

by Matthew Pierson
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

In a shocking bipartisan decision, the United States Congress recently passed a bill moving April Fools’ to day 31 of the month. Despite unclear motivations or need for such a change, the…

Breaking News/On Campus

Bacchanal’s 48-Hour Prior COVID Testing Policy Prevents Hundreds of Students From Attending

by Xavier Stiles
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

With Bacchanal less than a day away, the late reminder that students must submit a negative COVID-19 test to Eventbrite at least 48 hours before the festival has left hundreds of students…

Food and Drink/On Campus

“They Just Wanted My Ketchup”—Student Heartbroken After Being Approached in JJ’s

by Max Monical
April 8, 2023April 2, 2023

Heartbreak ensued in JJ’s this Thursday, and it wasn’t just because of the absence of mac ‘n’ cheese bites. After a sorority formal night, Ralph Spencer, CC ‘25, mistook a run-of-the-mill ketchup…

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