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I Lived It: Invading the Children’s Science Center

by Xavier Stiles
March 26, 2023March 26, 2023

They call it “Imagination Station.” I call it a warzone. It was the last week of winter break and I had not yet enough of trying to prove I had not become…

On Campus

Architect of Lerner Hall Speaks Out: “You Guys Actually Built that Shit?”

by Xavier Stiles
January 4, 2023January 4, 2023

In a bombshell statement put out last Thursday, the architect of Lerner Hall, Dr. Justin Sane, showed complete disdain for the building’s appearance and sympathized with student criticisms. “We all had a…

On Campus

Top Six Worst Places to See Happy Couples

by Xavier Stiles
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022

It was once described that Columbia was for the depressed to live out their esoteric NYC main character fantasies, yet we are constantly surrounded by all these happy couples. The audacity! Thus…

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