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Armie Hammer’s Great Grandfather and 8 Other Ghosts You Can Spot on Campus This Halloween Season!

by Sophie Simons, Dani Rivera and Eliza Heath
October 31, 2021November 15, 2021

With Halloween approaching, keep your eyes peeled for these ten ghosts you can find roaming around campus. Please note: The Federalist does not condone the harassment of any ghosts on campus.  TREASURY…

Style

Hottest Group Costumes for Halloween 2021

by Matilda Darragh-Ford, Lauren Unterberger and Mollie Schmidtberger
October 31, 2021November 15, 2021

Common Allergens When you walk into the club, all eyes will be on you. And those eyes will be watery as fuck. Splash some pet dander and dust mites on a cute…

Featured

Dispatches from the Staten Island Ferry Halloween Takeover

by Elizabeth Meyer and Emily Olson
October 31, 2021November 15, 2021

7:54 PM: These silly little idiots think they’re going to Staten Island. Little do they know, they’re going to the spookiest Halloween party in Astoria. Toot toot, this boat is the same…

Pop Culture/PrezBo

Prezbo Dresses Up as Ellen for Halloween, No One Can Tell He’s in Costume

by Benjamin Scherzer and Katherine St. George
October 31, 2021November 15, 2021

On Monday, Columbia University President Lee C. Bollinger announced via an email his “dissatisfaction and disappointment” with students’ lack of reaction to his recent display of Halloween spirit. What was thought to…

Advice/Style

List of Couples Costumes You Can Do By Yourself

by Matilda Darragh-Ford, Lauren Unterberger and Mollie Schmidtberger
October 31, 2021September 14, 2022

Fork and Spoon = Spork  Yellow and blue crayon = green crayon  Cord and socket = dongle Two halves of an Avocado = whole Avocado  Salt and pepper = Everything-but-the-Bagel seasoning  Bride…

On Campus

Like Annabelle but Older: Beware of Alma Mater this Halloween

by Grace Weinswig
October 30, 2021November 15, 2021

Unknown to many, this Halloween marks the 100-year anniversary of the Alma Mater Massacre. Back in 1903, the Columbia Board of Trustees made a deal with Alma to get her to reside…

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