Everybody loves showing up to work after completely sweating out their harmful toxins.…

"Nine dollars for a hot dog? What am I, the one percent?"…

It was widely hailed as one of the most heartfelt moments of the convention thus far.…

No one was prepared for the full-frontal shot.…

With no copy/paste option at his disposal, Clinton worries he'll have to draw from his own experiences.…

He drives a hard bargain.…

"You can't honestly expected me to distinguish Chris Christie from any other blob of pink penisey meat."…

Eyewitnesses claim that Cameron also stopped by the kitchen to swipe several croissants "for the road."…

"I will not stop fighting until honeydew achieves equality in this country."…

A heartwarming tribute.…

The lucky hot dog will live out the rest of his shelf life in a refrigerator on a farm in rural Connecticut.…