by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Politics Columbia Seeks Students for New Committee to Clear Snow A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,… Continue Reading »
Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101 by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus JJ’s Mobile Ordering: Most Realistic Yet by Stella Turowsky-Ganci February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Articles/Books/The Core Heated Rivalry Added to LitHum Curriculum by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
World Man Frantically Rearranges Table to Accommodate Arriving Food by Ben Greenspan September 18, 2016November 13, 2021 His jalapeño poppers had to be shoved precariously past the bread basket.…
On Campus Columbia Backup Quarterback to Kneel During “Roar Lion Roar” to Protest Tampon Policy by Juvenal September 15, 2016November 6, 2021 "Lee Bollinger has blood all over his hands."…
On Campus Columbia Republicans Endorse Just Downing a Few Beers At This Point by Max Rosenberg September 13, 2016November 6, 2021 "If you look back, pounding some brewskis has a pretty consistent record of public service."…
On Campus Bros Need A Trigger Warning For Dat A$$ by Ben Greenspan September 13, 2016November 6, 2021 A convening of the bros on Columbia's campus has concluded that you can't just walk in here with dat a$$ and not throw them a trigger warning first.…
On Campus Op-Ed: Man Cannot Live On Popcorn Alone by Thomas Germain September 6, 2016November 6, 2021 A heart-wrenching account of one student's personal journey this summer.…
On Campus Students Return Refreshed and Ready to Commit to a Semester of Heavy Drinking by Anonymous September 5, 2016November 6, 2021 Students are ready to buckle down this school year.…
On Campus Freshmen Zeroing In On Who In Class Will Be “That Guy” by Ben Greenspan August 30, 2016November 6, 2021 Will it be the kid who rides his Ripstik everywhere, or the one who keeps eating his food in a tree?…
On Campus Amount of Vomit on Carman Toilet Seat Hits One-Year Low by The Feditorial Board August 25, 2016November 6, 2021 "It's a beautiful thing," the Carman 7 custodian says.…
On Campus Grad Student Union Successfully Negotiates Cap on Obnoxious Undergrad Questions by The Feditorial Board August 24, 2016November 6, 2021 Any undergrad who attempts to quibble about problem set grades will be placed on a campus-wide blacklist.…
On Campus Freshman Reading Whole Iliad Like He Has No Bullshitting Skills or Something by Max Rosenberg August 23, 2016November 6, 2021 He appears convinced that he will need an actual knowledge of the text.…
World Abercrombie and Fitch to Sponsor Ryan Lochte by Anonymous August 22, 2016November 6, 2021 "We're a brand for douches of all races and creeds, so long as they can pass for white."…
World BREAKING: Trump Pledges to Name Guy Fieri Head of the FDA by Max Rosenberg August 19, 2016November 6, 2021 America is riding a one-way bus to Flavortown,…