by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Politics Columbia Seeks Students for New Committee to Clear Snow A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,… Continue Reading »
Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101 by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus JJ’s Mobile Ordering: Most Realistic Yet by Stella Turowsky-Ganci February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…
Articles/Books/The Core Heated Rivalry Added to LitHum Curriculum by Federalist Staff February 13, 2026February 12, 2026 Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…
On Campus News Brief: Barnard Signs Construction Contract With Inflatable Union Rat by Thomas Germain November 28, 2016November 6, 2021 The administration has finally given in to the rat's demands.…
World News Brief: Despite Failure of Campaign, Jill Stein Invites Supporters Back to Van for Thanksgiving Tofurkey by Isaiah Bennett November 23, 2016November 6, 2021 All five Green Party members attended.…
On Campus Barnard Raises Application Fee to First-Born Child by Thomas Brockland November 23, 2016November 6, 2021 “We’ll settle for someone else’s first-born child, if an issue arises. We’re not picky.”…
On Campus Selfless Student Makes Time in Schedule for Family Vacation to Bermuda by Isaiah Bennett November 21, 2016November 6, 2021 It's all out of love for his family.…
On Campus News Brief: Entire Class of 2019 Suspended for Angsty 2011 Facebook Posts by Yi Wang November 21, 2016November 6, 2021 Expel them.…
On Campus Courageous Man Comes Out as Closet Racist by Harrison Gale November 21, 2016November 6, 2021 "I finally feel comfortable enough to spread my wings and be the racial extremist I’ve always known I could be.”…
On Campus President Bollinger’s Emails Hacked, Released by WikiLeaks by Philip Maehr November 21, 2016November 6, 2021 We have reprinted Bollinger's most notable emails.…
On Campus Freshman Frantically Hides Illicit Items in Preparation for Parents’ Visit by Ani Wilcenski November 20, 2016November 6, 2021 He even made his roommate take down the Budweiser posters, but that was for aesthetic reasons.…
On Campus Debora Spar: “There Are No More Trees To Kill. My Work Here Is Done.” by Thomas Germain November 20, 2016November 6, 2021 “In a way, Lincoln Center is like a tree, and I will drive it into the ground.”…
On Campus Wrestling Team Promises Reform: No More Snitches to be Allowed Onto the Wrestling Team by Justin Cheng November 19, 2016November 6, 2021 "With this new policy, we will be able to better cultivate an external image of respect.”…
On Campus Columbia Football Player Disappointed to Find Out He Was Admitted for His Grades by Hayley Tillett November 18, 2016November 6, 2021 "Can you believe it? It’s like I just snuck onto the team through the back door."…
On Campus TA Patiently Waits For The Student Who Did The Reading To Answer Question by W. Reed Simmons November 17, 2016November 6, 2021 He played with the notion of letting the other students take a crack at the answer.…