by Madeline Basch December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Articles/Barnard/New York City Trespasser Flees Site After Confrontation With New Barnard ‘Alpha’ Security Chief In response to the December 5th, 2025 trespass on Barnard’s 616 residence hall, the CARES Community Safety team appointed a new Security Chief Alpha, 6’3 former-CEO Hugh G. Thruster. Recent survey reports… Continue Reading »
Articles/Politics/World Trump Deems American Flag ‘Not Sexy Enough,’ Replaces Fifty Stars With Nipples by Federalist Staff December 8, 2025December 5, 2025 In the wake of myriad changes to the government and general functioning…
Articles/New York City/Politics Bare Beret? Curtis Sliwa To Become Nude Art Model by Sylvia Moores, Winston Vuong and Aron Shklar December 8, 2025December 5, 2025 Following his unprecedented loss in the New York City mayoral election, Republican…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus Ferris Presents: The VIP Dining Experience by Federalist Staff December 8, 2025December 5, 2025 Can’t bear the lunchtime chaos? Skip the line and buy a table…
On Campus BREAKING: Debora Spar Resigns From Barnard After Realizing It’s Not a Corporation by Sandy Gooen November 16, 2016November 6, 2021 Oops.…
On Campus Columbia Wrestlers to Become White House Interns by Ani Wilcenski November 16, 2016November 1, 2024 The Trump administration was impressed by their writing samples.…
On Campus MISSING: Have You Seen the McBain Elevator? by Yi Wang November 15, 2016November 6, 2021 Residents fondly recall using the elevator to gain privacy for an hour or two as it traveled between floors. …
On Campus Op-Ed: Women Need To Stop Putting Me On A Pedestal by Ben Greenspan November 15, 2016November 6, 2021 "Revealing my thoughts is in the best interest of not only myself, but also my legions of female admirers."…
World Too Big to Fail, But Not to Love: Why Banks Should Stay Together by Luis Vera November 14, 2016November 6, 2021 Do not make the mistake of assuming size is a barrier to love.…
On Campus Students Hold Candlelight Vigil Ater Ultimate Frisbee Team Drowns in Pussy by Nick Ribolla November 14, 2016November 6, 2021 “How many bros do we have to lose before the administration takes action?”…
On Campus CAVA Through The Years by Natalie Arenzon November 13, 2016November 6, 2021 A look back at CAVA's historical evolution.…
On Campus Physics Student Sues Columbia for Cruel and Unusual Punishment in Frontiers of Science by Kevin Gong November 13, 2016November 6, 2021 “I thought we were just warming up when the professor asked us how science made us feel.”…
On Campus Feeling Blue? Stressbusters Releases Therapeutic Coloring Book by Iqraz Nanji and Max Rosenberg November 12, 2016November 6, 2021 It comes with one blue crayon.…
On Campus QuizBowl Team GroupMe Reveals Culture Of Respect by Iqraz Nanji November 11, 2016November 6, 2021 Deplorable.…
On Campus Nation Asks: “How Am I Supposed to Explain the Columbia Wrestling GroupMe to my Children?” by Ben Greenspan November 11, 2016November 6, 2021 "Children have more opinions than we often give them credit for, especially when the topic is Columbia Wrestling."…
World Sponsored: Insure Your Masculinity With Guyco by The Feditorial Board November 10, 2016November 6, 2021 In 15 minutes, you could save 15% or more on nard insurance.…