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Minouche Shafik/Sports

Minouche Shafik Announces “Shafunrun” to Replace Prezbo 5k

by Federalist Staff
December 15, 2023December 15, 2023

BREAKING: To boost campus morale, President Minouche Shafik announced that she is bringing back former President Bollinger’s esteemed “Fun Run 5k Run/Walk” on Monday. The event will offer Shaf-food (mini pretzel bags…

On Campus/Sports

Capitalizing on the Silent Disco’s Popularity, Football Team Boasts that Their Games are Silent Too

by Oliver Green
October 9, 2023October 12, 2023

After seeing the enormous crowds of students eager to join the Silent Disco event on Low Steps earlier this semester, the Columbia Football team has boldly proclaimed that their last game was…

Advice/On Campus/Sports
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This Homecoming Season: How to Convince Your Parents From Alabama That, Yes, This Is a Real Football Game

by Reese Alexander

It’s that time of year again. The leaves are falling, the air is crisp, and the Fed is here to bring you your much needed Homecoming survival tips. Football season is upon…

On Campus/Sports

Columbia Athletics Lifts Ban on Spectators at Home Games, Still No One Shows Up

by Nurasyl Shokeyev
February 27, 2022February 27, 2022

BAKER ATHLETICS COMPLEX—After reviewing the latest assessment by the University’s COVID-19 Task Force on the risk of coronavirus spread, Columbia Athletics has announced an end to the ban on fans at home…

On Campus/Sports

Columbia Announces Student’s Friend’s Cousin’s Barber’s Niece is Competing in the Winter Olympics

by Federalist Staff
February 16, 2022April 23, 2025

Columbia has announced that Jen Smith, a student’s friend’s cousin’s barber’s niece, will be competing in the 2022 Winter Olympics as an alternate for the fiftieth alternate on the US Men’s Ice…

On Campus/Sports

Mary C. Boyce Announces She Thought “The Strike” Was about Bowling This Whole Time

by Ava Young-Stoner
January 12, 2022January 12, 2022

In a recent university-wide email, Provost Mary C. Boyce admitted to some misconceptions she held about the recently ended labor strike, saying that she thought the phrase ‘Columbia Strikers’ referred to “perhaps…

Sports/The Core

Barnard Student-Athlete Thinks Columbia Core is Just a Private Workout Session

by Sylvi Stein
November 20, 2021November 22, 2021

The Core Curriculum is a quintessential facet of Columbia student life. It is easy to forget, however, that masterpieces such as the Iliad and Brian Greene’s YouTube channel are not facts of…

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