Are you an engineering student? Have you turned down opportunities to work at mass surveillance companies because of silly things like a conscience? Don’t worry, Columbia now has you covered, because SEAS…
At the invitation of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, President Mnookin was welcomed at Gracie Mansion earlier this week in formal recognition of her ascension to the throne of Columbia University. Dressed in that…
Dear members of the Columbia Community: Hi, I’m bunny!; Hey, uh, I’m Z, what’s up; Uh-um hi ol-olol-ol-oliver; (British) Hey everybody I’m Ben. Hey! I’m Eliot! Wow! (Hits mouth and laughs)… sorry;…
In Honor of The Fed’s 40th Anniversary: Writing Team Fired and Returns to Right-Wing News Coverage
Two score and seven evolutions of The Federalist ago, Fed Founding Zaddy and conservative Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch created Columbia’s premier satirical comedy publication. However, The Fed wasn’t always as universally…
Whether to reopen Columbia’s gates has dominated discourse around the University over the past couple of weeks. In a move critics have labelled “an attempt to delay any real action by drowning…
With Commencement quickly approaching, soon-graduating seniors have been scrambling to become more familiar with the city outside of the Morningside Heights bubble. Whether you’re finally taking a train that isn’t the 1…
On February 26th, at 10:00 AM ET, my current “Inside the Situation Room” professor, who also happens to be former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, testified before the House Oversight Committee…
Tensions froze in a standoff on Sunday between campus security and snowmen on the South Fields in front of Butler Library. Around 1:00 PM Sunday, campus security was notified of 6 to…
Late last week, House Representative Emily Beral of New Jersey submitted a bill that would turn the job of President of the United States into an at-will employment, effectively removing all short…
In the most recent issue of the Sundial, the paper’s editorial staff took the time to reaffirm their journalistic commitment to licking that boot. Editor-in-Chief Trey Donmey published the following statement: “As…
