Dear members of the Columbia Community:
Hi, I’m bunny!; Hey, uh, I’m Z, what’s up; Uh-um hi ol-olol-ol-oliver; (British) Hey everybody I’m Ben. Hey! I’m Eliot! Wow! (Hits mouth and laughs)… sorry; Hello there… I am… Malikai … What’s up; (shyer than the rest, not like other girls) Hi, I’m Echo; Hi… My n-n-n–n-n-n- name is A-a-a-aJ; Hi everyone. I know I look like shit but it’s Red, hi; Hey everybody! My name’s Sayori!; Yo! I’m Beatrix, What’s Up?; (different, brattier British dialect) Hello everyone, my name’s Ophelia!
All my best,
Jennifer Mnookin
President, Columbia University in the City of New York
