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President Mnookin Addresses the Columbia Community Regarding Reopening the Gates

by Jennifer Mnookin
October 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Dear members of the Columbia Community:  Hi, I’m bunny!; Hey, uh, I’m Z, what’s up; Uh-um hi ol-olol-ol-oliver; (British) Hey everybody I’m Ben. Hey! I’m Eliot! Wow! (Hits mouth and laughs)… sorry;…

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