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Fucking Savage Runs Wrong Way Around Dodge Tracka

by Andre Adams
November 9, 2015November 13, 2021

The rogue jogger was reportedly later spotted using a cardio machine without having signed up.…

World

International Briefing: First Sheikh Shack To Open In Saudi Arabia

by Anonymous
November 8, 2015November 13, 2021

Because the ingredients will be locally sourced, the food is expected to be a bit oily.…

On Campus

Feditorial: Fraternity Council Should Accept Keystone Pipeline Proposal

by The Feditorial Board
November 7, 2015November 13, 2021

The pipeline would provide cheap fuel for Columbia’s nightlife.…

World

NASA Set To Launch Probe To Search For Life Below 110th St.

by Thomas Germain
November 4, 2015November 13, 2021

NASA has confirmed that there is no intelligent life around Washington Square Park.…

World

Breaking: Bernie Sanders Projected To Win Local School Board Seat

by Max Rosenberg
November 3, 2015November 13, 2021

Despite not being on the ballot, Sanders reportedly received write-in votes from 85% of Whole Foods customers.…

On Campus

News Brief: On Campus, Slippery Slope Arguments Go Downhill Quickly

by Anonymous
October 30, 2015November 13, 2021

Students report often sliding into this logical trap.…

World

Breaking: Abandoning 8-Child Policy, Pope Declares 9-Child Policy

by Anonymous
October 29, 2015November 13, 2021

While China ended its one-child policy today, the Pope showed once again that he's ahead of his time.…

On Campus

Columbia Health Promotes New, Legal Alternatives to Underage Alcohol Consumption

by Seth Farkas
October 27, 2015November 13, 2021

Columbia Health's 5 AM fire alarms are also encouraging student exercise.…

World

Muggings Are The New Normal At Yale

by Ben Greenspan
October 26, 2015November 13, 2021

During midterms, remember that it could be worse.…

On Campus

German Shepherd Accepted to School of General Studies

by Thomas Germain
October 26, 2015November 13, 2021

Human applicants should check their privilege.…

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