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Katrina Armstrong

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Armstrong Steps Down

by Gabrielle Linder, Olivia Ruble and Dani Winkler
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

NEW YORK, NY—Interim President Katrina Armstrong of Columbia University announced today that she is stepping down from her current position on a particularly wobbly ladder outside of Low Library, effective April 1,…

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An Update on the Moment of Our Community

by Katrina Armstrong
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

Dear members of the Columbia Community, Throughout the course of this academic year, the challenges we face are no secret. Uncertainty has been and continues to be, and will continue to be…

Articles/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Politics

Katrina Lives Up to Her Namesake, Destroying Literally Everything

by Inica Kotasthane
March 22, 2025March 22, 2025

For those of you now tuning in, a Category 5 hurricane has leveled Columbia University.…

Articles/Business/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Science and Technology

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions: Armstrong Suggests Medical Students Start OnlyFans Accounts to Fund Research

by Federalist Staff
March 11, 2025March 22, 2025

After the announcement that the Trump administration would be cutting $400 million in funding to Columbia University last week, President Armstrong announced that she was “deeply committed to ensuring that we find…

Articles/Barnard/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus

Columbia Denies All Connections To Barnard Following Resurfaced Allegations Of Misconduct

by Fenway Donegan and Aron Shklar
March 9, 2025March 22, 2025

After recent reports of activists engaging in sit-ins, an alleged bomb threat, and $400 million dollars of federal contracts and grants being frozen by the Department of Justice (DOJ), Department of Health…

Articles/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Pop Culture

Armstrong Look-Alike Competition Winner Decided

by Zoe SIlverman
December 9, 2024March 22, 2025

In response to the recent Timothée Chalamet look-alike contest in New York in October, a Harry Styles look-alike contest emerged in London, a Paul Mescal look-alike contest in Dublin, and a Jeremy…

Articles/Katrina Armstrong/Minouche Shafik/On Campus

PrezStrong Reportedly “a Little Too Excited” About Her Minouche Shafik Costume

by James Coppersmith
October 30, 2024March 22, 2025

President Armstrong has reportedly been what many call “a little too excited” about the Minouche Shafik Halloween costume she recently put together at Party City. Many of her known associates have reported…

Articles/Breaking News/Featured/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Science and Technology

“I Literally Can’t Read or Write”: President Armstrong Announces Resignation After AI Detected in Her Email

by Oliver Green
October 1, 2024September 27, 2025

Well, that was fast. Columbia’s interim president, Katrina Armstrong, has resigned after barely more than a month on the job. An independent review of communications to the student body from Columbia administrators…

Articles/Food and Drink/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus

Cool New President Armstrong Offers to Buy Beer for Underclassmen

by Beau Gantz
September 30, 2024March 22, 2025

In an effort to distance herself from the unpopularly harsh actions taken by the previous president, Interim President Katrina Armstrong has formally offered to score booze for underclassmen if they don’t have…

Articles/Breaking News/Katrina Armstrong/On Campus/Politics

REVEALED: Armstrong Chosen As President Because Board Wanted Someone Who Could Hold Them

by Aron Shklar
September 30, 2024September 27, 2025

Shortly after the Fed famously broke the news of now-ex-President Minouche Shafik’s resignation, Dr. Katrina Armstrong of the Vagelos Medical School was announced as the new President of Columbia University. Now, newly-leaked…

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