Following Barnard’s launch of new apparel for the 2026-2027 school year, the Student Store unveiled their new hot item: bedazzled dental dams. After much turmoil with the manufacturers who claimed sequins would…
When Barnard student [name] checked her email, she expected to see that her mail was processed and she would soon be waiting in an eternal line up the steps of Diana. What…
Before arriving at the gilded gates of this campus, some may have wondered, “What’s the best way to celebrate the first Friday of the school year?” I’ll tell you, a fire alarm……
Dear Members of the Barnard Community, In an attempt to not encourage—while not discouraging—the widest diversity (as well as the narrowest uniformity) of views, Barnard College is cautiously announcing the adoption of…
In a message sent to the Barnard Community it was announced that the Diana Center would no longer be offering their customizable Cheese Pizzas. In a rare move, Barnard was incredibly candid…
Move over, Lea Michelle: there’s a new an-alphabetic in town! Barnard’s resident partygirl and part-time DJ, President Laura Rosenbury, recently announced in a school-wide email that she cannot read. The college president…
Barnard College Insists No Affiliates Had Relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, Claims Those Were More ‘Situationships’
In a college-wide email today, Barnard officials announced that they had completed an independent legal review of the Epstein files, concluding that there is no evidence of a relationship between Jeffrey Epstein…
In light of anticipated economic downturn, New York City college students have gotten creative in their money-saving strategies. The most popular? Abstaining from food. The Financial Wellness branch of Barnard’s LeFrak Center…
On March 31, President Laura Ann Rosenbury announced that Barnard College would become fully absorbed by Columbia University, relinquishing its reputation as an independent historically women’s institution since 1889. Barnard’s administration has…
In a stunningly prescient move, Columbia University announced Monday its intentions to shuffle around assets in an effort to provide aid to the long-hurting Barnard. As Hugh G. Tush, a Columbia spokesperson,…
