Dining in tonight? Hey! You deaf son of a bitch! Stay behind the line!!…
Fran Splant, CC ’29, was recently spotted wearing a sweatshirt with ‘It Will Always Be New York or Nowhere’ printed on the back. The Fed verified this information with various third-party sources,…
When Sean Cena (CC ‘29) learned about Columbia College’s four-semester foreign language requirement, he felt stuck. “I wanted to actually learn something,” Cena told The Fed. It was the end of the…
To the Bwog Editorial Board, Please accept this correspondence as a formal notice to immediately cease and desist all requests for a sequel to “‘Pressed’ Up: A Fed x Spec Fanfiction.” Your…
Photographer Forrest Lenker recently won the NYU photography competition for his incredible 35mm raw photograph of his duo-cross-poly, committed, primary-second partner-once-removed cheating on him with his tertiary, second-degree ex-situationship at a hardcore…
Do people shudder at the sight of you? Do little kids run from you out of fear that you’re the Boogeyman their parents keep warning them about? Are you stressed about what…
A study conducted by Columbia’s Economics department found that few students wear assless chaps to class, despite their comfort, style, and inexpensive price. The authors, who hoped to better understand sartorial trends…
I know what you’re thinking, “I wish I had thought of that!” The perfect combination of just recognizable enough that people know what you are, and niche enough that no one else…
That hellish odor Moist urinal cake on tile Duolingo ping…
