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by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026
Articles/On Campus/Politics

Columbia Seeks Students for New Committee to Clear Snow

A recent ad posted by the University revealed that a bold new committee is being assembled to combat the relentless siege known as “winter.” Existing applicants under consideration include traditional frat bros,…

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Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus

Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

JJ’s Mobile Ordering: Most Realistic Yet

by Stella Turowsky-Ganci
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of…

Articles/Books/The Core

Heated Rivalry Added to LitHum Curriculum

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Love is in the air… and in the curriculum! Citing a lack…

On Campus

Columbia Health Promotes New, Legal Alternatives to Underage Alcohol Consumption

by Seth Farkas
October 27, 2015November 13, 2021

Columbia Health's 5 AM fire alarms are also encouraging student exercise.…

World

Muggings Are The New Normal At Yale

by Ben Greenspan
October 26, 2015November 13, 2021

During midterms, remember that it could be worse.…

On Campus

German Shepherd Accepted to School of General Studies

by Thomas Germain
October 26, 2015November 13, 2021

Human applicants should check their privilege.…

On Campus

Columbia Says No to Hunger and Tiredness

by Noah Stein
October 25, 2015November 13, 2021

With so little stress, students might as well have applied to NYU.…

On Campus

Cracks in “Brand New Steve” Already Beginning to Show

by Andre Adams
October 21, 2015November 13, 2021

This semester was supposed to be different.…

On Campus

5K Walk of Shame Gaining Popularity

by Noah Stein
October 14, 2015November 13, 2021

Have athletics finally come to Columbia?…

On Campus

The “Jews Control the World” Man Converts to Judaism

by Max Rosenberg
October 14, 2015November 11, 2021

Google it! He controls the world.…

On Campus

News Brief: Columbia Football Breaks 24-Game Losing Streak In Victory Over The University of Phoenix

by Max Rosenberg
October 11, 2015November 11, 2021

Columbia plans on firing the new football coach after this setback in our stellar record.…

On Campus

CU Junior can’t bear contentment of students from other schools, swipes left on Tinder

by Pierre Joseph Gambon
October 1, 2015November 11, 2021

"I'm not attracted to smiles or self-worth."…

World

News Brief: Ben Carson Says Pope Shouldn’t Be A Muslim

by Max Rosenberg
September 28, 2015November 11, 2021

Analysts say he's positioning himself for the 2020 Pontifex race.…

On Campus

News In Photos: Donald Trump Buys Butler Library, Makes Subtle Modifications to Facade

by Kevin Jiang
September 24, 2015November 11, 2021

And he negotiated a really good deal.…

On Campus

Columbia Divests From Education Industry

by Max Rosenberg
September 22, 2015November 11, 2021

Divesting in our future.…

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