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After rows of College Walk trees were torn down last semester, the…
Fran Splant, CC ’29, was recently spotted wearing a sweatshirt with ‘It…
The rogue jogger was reportedly later spotted using a cardio machine without having signed up.…
Because the ingredients will be locally sourced, the food is expected to be a bit oily.…
The pipeline would provide cheap fuel for Columbia’s nightlife.…
NASA has confirmed that there is no intelligent life around Washington Square Park.…
Despite not being on the ballot, Sanders reportedly received write-in votes from 85% of Whole Foods customers.…
Students report often sliding into this logical trap.…
While China ended its one-child policy today, the Pope showed once again that he's ahead of his time.…
Columbia Health's 5 AM fire alarms are also encouraging student exercise.…
During midterms, remember that it could be worse.…
Human applicants should check their privilege.…
With so little stress, students might as well have applied to NYU.…
This semester was supposed to be different.…
