Dear Spotify Wrapped, Look, we all have our phases. Sure, it’s a bit embarrassing to show your friends that Charlie Puth is your top artist when you’re supposed to be all cool…
Columbia’s Uncircumsized Men’s Society (CUMS) has come out this week with an open letter to the Columbia community calling out the university on “decades of marginalization.” CUMS is demanding more architectural representation…
In a world consumed by streaming platforms, major television networks are willing to try anything to get you out of your Netflix, Disney+, and Dropout subscriptions and into the jaws of a…
Columbia Dresses as MIT for Halloween in Attempt to Regain Number Two Ranking
Morningside Heights residents were surprised to see Columbia’s typically picturesque campus transformed into an MIT-themed dystopia. The entire university, including the students and buildings, has put on a ‘costume’ modeled after the…
Beilock and Keggy the Keg The Columbia Registrar and Barry Kane U.S. News and #18 Chef Mike and the Very Berry Fruit Salad Prezbo and Mary Boyce 600 and a rat The…
I’m sorry for the clickbait, Jerry, but this is an intervention. Your passion for beatboxing is tearing this family apart. I hear your “oooooooooo”s at night—in our bed, in the home that…
LOW STEPS — As the summer comes to a close, Columbia students return to campus with an abundance of professional experiences. We interviewed three students to find out more about what Columbia…
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“We live in terror that our hair—our bangs, our highlights, our experiments with wispy mustaches, our pubes for christ’s sake—just won’t be up to code” said one Columbia junior, addressing the Head…
Columbia Students Playing Wordle Not Sure Why Parents’ Sizable Donations Not Enough to Gain Competitive Advantage
NEW YORK – Wordle has taken social media by storm, and Columbia is no exception. Students in Zoom classes have flocked to the popular word puzzle game to kill time and find…