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Daksh Badri

Staff Writer & layout team, CC’ 29, LARPs as a Fed Board member, Called EMS on himself on his first week of school, good the non-offensive accents

Articles/Arts and Culture/Poetry

Limerick to the John Jay Shitter

by Daksh Badri
October 5, 2026October 5, 2026

There once was a little old shitter, Who had a really loose sphincter, MiraLAX™ from the store, They shat on the floor And left with a hole a lil’ rawer.…

Articles/Jennifer Mnookin/On Campus

Mnookin to Close Carman Hall Indefinitely Due to Rampant Underage Drinking

by Daksh Badri
October 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Jennifer Mnookin, President of Columbia University, began her tenure on a high. She aided Orientation Leaders and Public Safety in welcoming first-years and transfer students during move-in; she liked a LinkedIn post…

Articles/Minouche Shafik/Pop Culture

‘Reality Check: Inside Columbia University’ To Release Summer 2027

by Daksh Badri
March 23, 2026

Following the success of the new three-part Netflix docuseries “Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model,” Netflix has announced that the Reality Check franchise will continue with every new season investigating a…

Articles/Fedvestigations/New York City/Politics

Fedvestigation: Zohran Mamdani Isn’t Who You Think He Is

by Daksh Badri
December 8, 2025December 5, 2025

On election night, New Yorkers rejoiced in the victory of Democratic candidate Zohran Mamdani as the city’s next mayor-elect. After the terror of Andrew Cuomo’s gubernatorial reign and former mayor Eric Adams’…

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