"When I finally ran into her standing in sweatpants and a boring green cardigan in front of Butler, she just looked like a mere mortal."…
"Sometimes you just need that no-holds-barred release."…
Flipping water bottles doesn’t need to oppress women like it does now.…
“I’m getting real tired of this salad shit. Can someone drop me a fucking burger?”…
"That little mutt has been dead as a doornail for years."…
"I had no idea how much regionalist scorn I was in for when I ordered the classic BUSHDID9/11 and mozzarella panini from Hamilton Deli."…
Know the difference.…
"I am an only child—and yet, the grill is their favorite member of the family."…
"Was his Alaska cruise okay, but not as good as his Joseph Conrad-esque sailing trip down the Congo?"…
“When my friends reference the song, I just laugh and pretend like I get it."…
