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Rosenbury Reveals She Told Protestors the Margarita She Was Sipping in Miami Was ‘Da Bomb,’ Apologizes for Confusion

by Federalist Staff
March 8, 2025March 22, 2025

Shortly after Pro-Palestinian protestors occupied Milstein Library, the entire building was evacuated due to an alleged “bomb threat.” Many have been looking dubiously upon the nature of this threat, which some believe…

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BREAKING: Barnard Roaches Found with Listening Devices amidst Free Speech Crackdown

by Dani Rivera
October 28, 2024September 27, 2025

An increasing number of Bold, Beautiful, Bugs have been crawling on Barnard’s campus and residential halls, with Sidechat and your local suite group chat blowing up after each spotting. As always, the…

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Shafik and Rosenbury Expel All Current Students: “We Need to Start Fresh.”

by Federalist Staff
May 2, 2024March 22, 2025

Given the high tensions on campus and the recent lockdown of Columbia’s Morningside campus, Columbia and Barnard administrators are done with their facades of “dialogue” and “student safety.”  In a joint statement,…

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Oh, There She Is! Rosenbury Returns to Campus After Weekend at Coachella

by Federalist Staff
April 22, 2024March 22, 2025

President Laura Rosenbury returned on Sunday evening from her time in the desert. The president reported having a relaxing and rejuvenating weekend in Indio, California as she enjoyed her artist-pass access to…

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Rosenbury Announces “Barnard Year of Silence”

by Inica Kotasthane
March 3, 2024March 22, 2025

Throughout the past few weeks, the Barnard administration has sent out a barrage of emails limiting Barnard students’ freedom of expression on campus. Amid student outcry and protest against these limitations, Rosenbury…

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Places I Would Take President Rosenbury to Introduce Her to Barnard

by Dani Rivera
October 10, 2023March 22, 2025

Hey Laura, Thanks for coming to Barnard. I’m sure you’ve been given a bunch of campus tours, but quite honestly—there’s more to Barnard outside of our four block campus.  Here’s some spots…

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