Dining in tonight? Hey! You deaf son of a bitch! Stay behind the line!!…
We know you guys care a lot about what you put inside your body. That’s why the team at Chef Mike’s is proud to announce a new feature for ordering both through…
MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, NY — On Tuesday, the Chinese Ministry of Commerce announced that a severe nationwide shortage of bao buns has emerged, citing “unsustainable levels of consumption traced to Columbia University’s John…
After trick-or-treating wrapped up this October 31, kids across the country gathered around and dumped their pillow cases out on the carpet, eager to sort through their candies and take stock of…
This morning, Columbia Treasurer Sunil Gulati announced that JJ’s Place will begin serving alcoholic beverages once again to make up the deficit in Columbia’s budget. JJ’s Place was originally opened as “John…
I don’t want them to cook my grandma. Please. He’s already coming to Christmas. …
Tensions have been high on Saturday nights in the basement of John Jay Hall. Freshmen with nothing better to do in the City That Never Sleeps at 10:30 pm gather like vermin…
Fred Shmen didn’t think much of it when his parents told him they’d be making the trip from Canton, Ohio for Parents’ Weekend. However, when he went to sign them into campus…
On October 15, 2025, Columbia and Barnard Dining announced a new program that will encourage students to support the University by rounding up to the nearest dollar on any on-campus purchases made…
In a recent campus-wide email, Barnard Dining notified the student body that Liz’s Place has been sued by the Federal Trade Commission for consumer protection violations, including anti-competitive behavior. The lawsuit describes…
