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Horse Adderall “Way Better” than Person Adderall, says Columbia First-Year

by Ilan Cohen and Yoni Kurtz
December 12, 2021December 12, 2021

Citing recent research funded by the Columbia Republicans Club and clinical trials done in a third-floor Carman dorm, first-year students confirmed that the equestrian form of amphetamine totally slaps. Like hard. “I…

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In Honor of Hanukkah, Here’s a List of Things That Last Longer Than They Should

by Ilan Cohen, Benjamin Scherzer and Nurasyl Shokeyev
November 30, 2021June 16, 2022

Friends from NSOP One ReopenCU daily attestation SSOL’s downtime during course registration  Your 8:40am lecture  Your student debt The bedsheets that you haven’t washed since your mom made your bed in August …

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Jewish Students Celebrate Return to In-person Classes by Missing Entire First Month

by Ilan Cohen
September 19, 2021September 19, 2021

Following a year of Zoom classes, Jewish students eagerly returned to campus this September.  The return to campus has meant the return of age-old Columbia traditions, such as first years over-drinking at…

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