Rumors began circulating on Tuesday afternoon that former Secretary of State and recently-appointed SIPA professor Hillary Rodham Clinton has been unable to access her Columbia email. The former secretary confirmed these rumors…
Horse Adderall “Way Better” than Person Adderall, says Columbia First-Year
by Ilan Cohen and Yoni Kurtz
Citing recent research funded by the Columbia Republicans Club and clinical trials done in a third-floor Carman dorm, first-year students confirmed that the equestrian form of amphetamine totally slaps. Like hard. “I…
Friends from NSOP One ReopenCU daily attestation SSOL’s downtime during course registration Your 8:40am lecture Your student debt The bedsheets that you haven’t washed since your mom made your bed in August …
Following a year of Zoom classes, Jewish students eagerly returned to campus this September. The return to campus has meant the return of age-old Columbia traditions, such as first years over-drinking at…