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Articles/Featured/On Campus

Columbia To Introduce Ranked-Choice Voting For Waitlisted Students

by Aron Shklar
September 29, 2025September 14, 2025

Following student complaints about waitlist inconsistency, Columbia University has announced that they will be introducing ranked-choice voting to determine enrollment. In this new system, enrolled students will rank the waitlisted students they…

Articles/Barnard/Business/Food and Drink

Federal Trade Commission Sues Liz’s Place, Alleges Monopolistic Practices

by Inica Kotasthane
September 29, 2025September 15, 2025

In a recent campus-wide email, Barnard Dining notified the student body that Liz’s Place has been sued by the Federal Trade Commission for consumer protection violations, including anti-competitive behavior. The lawsuit describes…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

Computer Science Department Holds Talent Show to Reassure Majors That They Still Possess Any Valuable Skills

by Oliver Green
September 29, 2025September 15, 2025

As AI continues to cause dramatic shifts in the computer science field, with mass corporate layoffs and fewer job openings than ever, many graduating CS majors are feeling real anxiety about what…

Articles/Food and Drink/New York City/On Campus

Paul’s Baby Grand Can’t Keep Up, Shuts Doors Permanently

by Sonia Freedman
September 29, 2025September 15, 2025

Heartbreaking cries echoed across campus last night as highly disturbing news broke: Paul’s Baby Grand is officially shutting down. In response, the students of the European variety have erected a roadside memorial…

Articles/On Campus

Columbia Housing Announcement: Beds Will Be Removed from Wien Hall, Replaced With Second Sink

by Yusuf Perwez
September 29, 2025September 15, 2025

Hello, We would like to inform all residents of Wien Hall that we will no longer be offering beds in any of the single or double rooms in this dormitory. This policy…

Poetry/Politics

biden’s burden: the checkmate of one sad, sad prostate

by Sophia Brown
September 29, 2025September 16, 2025

There was a gland. I am that gland.  I work all day, all night. A rueful life, I know I’m damned  I’ve no hope of respite. Ev’ry wipe brings pitiful pain.  I…

Barnard/Food and Drink/Poetry

Haiku to Diana Smoothies

by Ava Lyon-Sereno
September 29, 2025September 16, 2025

Drinking the green one I feel like a strong, swift horse Academic beast…

Cartoons/Featured

Senior Night

by Inica Kotasthane
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025

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Advice/Articles

Ice Breaker Ideas for Awkward Freshmen Situations

by Clara Neilson-Papish and Livy Molko
September 29, 2025September 25, 2025

Do you find yourself alone in your freshman dorm on Friday nights? Do you wish you had that textbook group of friends to play hacky sack with on the lawns? If you…

Articles/Barnard/Food and Drink

Bulk SZN or Cuffing SZN: Barnard Dining Hall Gets Taken Over by Columbia’s Male Athletes on the Hunt for Trophy Wives and Better Nutrition

by Federalist Staff
September 29, 2025September 21, 2025

Following the start of students’ meal plans this academic year, several Barnard students have observed an alarming influx of testosterone at Hewitt Dining Hall.  Hewitt Dining Hall is one of the few…

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