World God to Deceased at Pearly Gates: “Who Do You Know Here?” by Greg Humphries December 21, 2016November 6, 2021 "Apparently, you can only get in if you bring two girls with you.”…
On Campus Columbia School of Journalism Converts Entire Curriculum to Internet Slideshow – You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! by Isaiah Bennett December 20, 2016November 6, 2021 “We’ve made a 10-part slideshow to explain the school’s decision, and it will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.”…
On Campus Fun and Games by The Feditorial Board December 20, 2016November 6, 2021 Looking for a way to procrastinate?…
On Campus You Thought You Were a Feminist? This Student Brought 44 Barnard Women to Orgasm by Greg Humphries December 20, 2016November 6, 2021 Not all heroes wear capes.…
On Campus Guy Takes Ten Fucking Years to Fill Bottle at Ferris Drinking Station by Ani Wilcenski December 19, 2016November 6, 2021 It shattered all the records.…
World Trump Commits 10,000 Troops to Fight the War on Christmas by Harrison Gale December 18, 2016November 6, 2021 “We’re putting boots on the ground, and we’re putting bells on those boots.” …
World Man Glad That Anti-Hamilton Sentiment is Being Normalized by Erika Sherr December 18, 2016November 6, 2021 "The way people go on and on about it, you’d think it was the second coming of Christ."…
World Generous Passengers Sprinkle Unwanted Airline Peanuts Over Flyover Country to Feed Hungry Rural Whites by Anonymous December 17, 2016November 6, 2021 "How better to show them my support?” …
On Campus Student Buys Second Set of Textbooks to Reserve Butler Seat by Benjamin Most December 16, 2016November 6, 2021 On some occasions, she pays her creative writing major friend $20 a day to sit in for her.…
On Campus BREAKING: Finals Dawn On Columbia by Seth Farkas December 16, 2016November 6, 2021 Good luck on finals.…
World That Guy Still Has Lights Up from Last Christmas by Thomas Brockland December 15, 2016November 6, 2021 “I don’t really have anything else going on.”…
On Campus In Response To Growing Waitlists, University To Start Accepting IOUs For Graduation Requirements by Luis Vera December 15, 2016November 6, 2021 You can get out of it by making enough money to slap your name on a library.…
