In response to the December 5th, 2025 trespass on Barnard’s 616 residence hall, the CARES Community Safety team appointed a new Security Chief Alpha, 6’3 former-CEO Hugh G. Thruster. Recent survey reports…
We don’t care. We took the money. He has a hot girlfriend and journalistic ethics have never been real. Look at yourself, you freak! You’re wearing Amazon sweatpants! You bought a watch…
Life as a Columbia student can be kinda stressful. High workloads, high academic standards, and high expectations can all make life on campus pretty intense. That’s why it’s so important to celebrate…
Instead of changing the policies, attitudes, and language that have been largely responsible for Barnard’s lack of incoming funds, President Rosebury has announced a controversial plan to absolve the College’s $252 million…
In a cabinet filled with some of the most successful men in the world, one small (5’6”) man tends to get lost in the crowd. Oh JD, we feel for you. Becoming…
It was a love story out of one of those cheesy rom coms. John Jay was a lonely dining hall with nowhere to go. He felt stuck–like titanium beams holding him into…
He did it so you won’t think to! Fed staff found a man who has become single by February 15th every single year for the past 6 years. We asked him the…
In a stunning report that sent rigid shockwaves through both the Barnard and Columbia campuses, the Columbia University Center for Canoodling (CUCC) unveiled its latest findings on what gets Columbia students the…
Tragic news came from Morningside Heights this week, where a group of students found their peer, Jonah Riviera, living in a flophouse allegedly known to locals as “Carlton Arms.” Riviera was found…
We’ve all gone through it: you pull up to campus all excited to see your friends—or at least, you were excited until you showed up at your dorm only to be greeted…
In honor of Valentine’s Day, Barnard’s Health and Wellness team is proud to present free bagels and pap schmears for all Barnardians. Organizers hope that the event will bring awareness to women’s…
WASHINGTON — On Capitol Hill this week, House Republicans took a pause from sorting out the many problems affecting the country to deal with a far more pressing issue: the completely unregulated…