by Ava Lyon-Sereno and Reza Shayesteh April 1, 2026March 27, 2026 Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology CULPA Debuts New Feature Following the news of the involvement of several prominent Columbia professors in the Epstein files, CULPA has announced a new feature: professors’ profiles will now show the “broken heart emoji” to indicate… Continue Reading »
Articles/On Campus/Pop Culture Three Columbia Students Named 2026 Yakman Scholars for Excellence in Sidechat by Beau Gantz April 1, 2026March 31, 2026 In a historic cohort, four Columbia students have received the prestigious distinction…
Articles/On Campus/The Core Columbia To Add A Communications Major in Fall 2026 by Stella Turowsky-Ganci April 1, 2026March 31, 2026 A recent statement from Columbia College has announced that a communications major…
Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus Polenta to Be on the Menu at every Dining Hall, Every Day, Until You Graduate by Livy Molko April 1, 2026March 31, 2026 In an executive decision from the Columbia and Barnard Dining collective, following…
On Campus Lerner Hall Collapses Under The Weight of Unchecked Mail by Max Rosenberg November 11, 2015November 13, 2021 It looks like it's Ferris Booth's day off.…
On Campus Biomedical Engineering Society Projects “Please Have Sex With Us” Onto Low Library by Pierre Joseph Gambon November 10, 2015November 13, 2021 "I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll probably take after my favorite amoeba and just reproduce asexually."…
On Campus Fucking Savage Runs Wrong Way Around Dodge Tracka by Andre Adams November 9, 2015November 13, 2021 The rogue jogger was reportedly later spotted using a cardio machine without having signed up.…
World International Briefing: First Sheikh Shack To Open In Saudi Arabia by Anonymous November 8, 2015November 13, 2021 Because the ingredients will be locally sourced, the food is expected to be a bit oily.…
On Campus Feditorial: Fraternity Council Should Accept Keystone Pipeline Proposal by The Feditorial Board November 7, 2015November 13, 2021 The pipeline would provide cheap fuel for Columbia’s nightlife.…
World NASA Set To Launch Probe To Search For Life Below 110th St. by Thomas Germain November 4, 2015November 13, 2021 NASA has confirmed that there is no intelligent life around Washington Square Park.…
World Breaking: Bernie Sanders Projected To Win Local School Board Seat by Max Rosenberg November 3, 2015November 13, 2021 Despite not being on the ballot, Sanders reportedly received write-in votes from 85% of Whole Foods customers.…
On Campus News Brief: On Campus, Slippery Slope Arguments Go Downhill Quickly by Anonymous October 30, 2015November 13, 2021 Students report often sliding into this logical trap.…
World Breaking: Abandoning 8-Child Policy, Pope Declares 9-Child Policy by Anonymous October 29, 2015November 13, 2021 While China ended its one-child policy today, the Pope showed once again that he's ahead of his time.…
On Campus Columbia Health Promotes New, Legal Alternatives to Underage Alcohol Consumption by Seth Farkas October 27, 2015November 13, 2021 Columbia Health's 5 AM fire alarms are also encouraging student exercise.…
World Muggings Are The New Normal At Yale by Ben Greenspan October 26, 2015November 13, 2021 During midterms, remember that it could be worse.…
On Campus German Shepherd Accepted to School of General Studies by Thomas Germain October 26, 2015November 13, 2021 Human applicants should check their privilege.…