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World

Dash Cam Footage Now Russia’s #1 Export

by Shawma Chun
March 2, 2016November 13, 2021

The Russian Ministry of Culture has officially recognized dashboard camera footage as a key component of Russian culture.…

World

Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race, Drops In To Local IHOP

by Thomas Germain
February 11, 2016November 13, 2021

"If nothing else, the consolation is that I'll get to return to beautiful New Jersey."…

World

Sponsored Content: Birthright Trip To Your Mother’s Uterus

by Anonymous
February 6, 2016November 13, 2021

Spend a trimester abroad.…

World

Suspicious Mustachioed Man “Martin O’Walley” Shows Up To Caucus In Des Moines

by Ben Greenspan
February 2, 2016November 13, 2021

"Sure, Bernie and Hilary seem ok, but have you heard about this O'Malley guy?"…

World

BREAKING: Iowa A State, Apparently

by Anonymous
February 2, 2016November 13, 2021

Reports suggest that people live there. Some even seem to be aware that they could live somewhere else, but choose to stay on their own volition.…

World

Paleontologists Deem It “Too Soon” For Mastodon Extinction Jokes

by Ben Greenspan
January 30, 2016November 13, 2021

The APDL (Anti-Pachyderm Defamation League) published a statement Wednesday decrying the insensitivity.…

World

Shunning Fox News, Trump To Hold Debate With Himself

by Anonymous
January 29, 2016November 13, 2021

"I'm the greatest master debater on the planet."…

World

New Privilege Accelerator to Explore Quantum Outrage

by Mac Problematic
January 27, 2016November 13, 2021

Ambitious research teams at Yale are searching for the holy grail of the Standard Model of Justice.…

World

Op-Ed: To Hell With These Godforsaken New Yorkers And Their Values

by Ben Greenspan
January 21, 2016November 13, 2021

The obsessions with bagel schmears, rye bread, and bargains are disgusting.…

On Campus/World

Obama Searches For Next Job On LionSHARE

by Max Rosenberg
January 13, 2016November 13, 2021

"I'm starting to rethink this whole public policy thing anyways. My friends in the Treasury Department are landing huge salaries."…

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