Would you take a handful?…
"It's rare to find a candidate so clearly qualified for the program."…
"She is an emblem of the American Dream for the billions of non-biodegradables who come to this country every year."…
"They should have at least stretched the thing out until primetime."…
His jalapeño poppers had to be shoved precariously past the bread basket.…
"We're a brand for douches of all races and creeds, so long as they can pass for white."…
America is riding a one-way bus to Flavortown,…
The team consistently heads the rankings.…
Everybody loves showing up to work after completely sweating out their harmful toxins.…
"Nine dollars for a hot dog? What am I, the one percent?"…
