The strange but impressively mustached Martin O’Walley was overheard casually remarking to fellow caucusers, “Sure, Bernie and Hilary seem OK, but have you heard about this O’Malley guy? He’s who I’m voting for. He just seems like the best guy for the job, not to mention he’s pretty easy on the eyes, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I could definitely see him in the White House. Hey! Maybe we should all vote for him!”
O’Walley was not available for comment as of press time.
