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Columbia Announces Student’s Friend’s Cousin’s Barber’s Niece is Competing in the Winter Olympics

by Federalist Staff
February 16, 2022April 23, 2025

Columbia has announced that Jen Smith, a student’s friend’s cousin’s barber’s niece, will be competing in the 2022 Winter Olympics as an alternate for the fiftieth alternate on the US Men’s Ice…

On Campus/Sports

Mary C. Boyce Announces She Thought “The Strike” Was about Bowling This Whole Time

by Ava Young-Stoner
January 12, 2022January 12, 2022

In a recent university-wide email, Provost Mary C. Boyce admitted to some misconceptions she held about the recently ended labor strike, saying that she thought the phrase ‘Columbia Strikers’ referred to “perhaps…

Sports/The Core

Barnard Student-Athlete Thinks Columbia Core is Just a Private Workout Session

by Sylvi Stein
November 20, 2021November 22, 2021

The Core Curriculum is a quintessential facet of Columbia student life. It is easy to forget, however, that masterpieces such as the Iliad and Brian Greene’s YouTube channel are not facts of…

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