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Claire Shipman

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Class of 2026 to Donate Large Statue of Claire Shipman Dabbing to Columbia

by Federalist Staff
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Claire Shipman will soon step down from her yearlong role as Acting President of Columbia University, as University of Wisconsin-Madison President Jennifer Mnookin assumes the role. With the impact she’s had on…

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Shipman Vows to Only Expand Tuition Size by 10% Rather Than 20%

by James Coppersmith
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

Last December, early reports trickled in to The Federalist that President Shipman and the Board of Trustees intended to increase undergraduate tuition by 20%, aiming to cover the rising costs of caviar,…

Articles/Claire Shipman/Food and Drink

Claire Shipman Blows Chunks After One Meal at Johnny’s

by Livy Molko
May 4, 2026May 3, 2026

In a final move to show how involved she is with the student body, Shipman decided to indulge in what her team told her was a “popping spot on campus to eat.”…

Articles/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Shipman Calls NYPD on Students for Old Time’s Sake

by Federalist Staff
April 1, 2026March 31, 2026

In her final act as University President, a teary-eyed Claire Shipman looked out towards a beautiful sunset on Columbia’s campus, listened to the distant sounds of cheerful students building a snowman, and…

Articles/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Updated Guidelines State ICE Allowed to Enter University Buildings If They ‘Guess the Secret Password’

by Inica Kotasthane
February 27, 2026

In response to the illegal abduction of a student by the Department of Homeland Security on Monday morning, President Shipman released revised guidelines for Columbia Residential staff and Public Safety officers. Among…

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Claire Shipman Spotted Partying with US Men’s Hockey Team 

by Lyali Shaikh
February 24, 2026

After FBI Director Kash Patel was seen in Milan partying with the US Men’s Hockey Team following their historic win at the Olympics, eagle-eyed viewers spotted another familiar face in the background…

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Shipman and Fiancee to Star in Heated Rivalry Spinoff

by Matthias Pridgeon
February 13, 2026February 8, 2026

In this economy, desperate job applicants are often forced to apply skills to areas they may not have initially expected. Skills in the humanities might be applied to work in a coffeeshop,…

Articles/Claire Shipman/Health and Fitness/On Campus

Columbia Student Stuck Straddling Butler Columns in Free Solo Attempt After Watching Alex Honnold Climb Taipei 101

by Federalist Staff
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Early Sunday evening, an unidentified Columbia student took to Butler library, aiming to scale the limestone facade a mere 20 hours after watching Alex Honnold free solo one of the tallest skyscrapers…

Articles/Breaking News/Claire Shipman

Columbia Moves University Commencement to Other Side of the Fucking Moon

by Inica Kotasthane
February 10, 2026

On the afternoon of February 9, Claire Shipman announced via Instagram Live that the 2026 University Commencement would be moved to “the other side of the fucking moon” citing “cost restrictions” and…

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Claire Shipman to Rent Out Butler Architrave to Big Corporations for Extra Funding

by Sylvia Lipsyte
December 8, 2025December 4, 2025

We all know the infamous Butler Library architrave—engraved with the names of dead, white dudes who chiseled the literary canon and the “examination of the human condition” into what it is today,…

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